Help I'm Old
Remember in the 60's when you used to look at your parents and think... wait.. you remember the 60's? Gosh, you're old. So am I.
Age is a state of mind. But it is hard to stay ahead when you keep being passed on the Information Super Highway.
I'm here to help. I can't make you younger but I can guide you gently into your future.
You can still tell those damn kids to get off your lawn, then afterwards you can brag about it on twitter.
With my help, you'll have the whole internet at your fingertips while you cruise through the sunset of your life.